Saturday, September 15, 2007

Patience Is A Virtue

Top 10 Things That Piss Me Off:
10. Stupid people. No. Stupid, ugly people. No. Stupid, ugly, red headed people.

9. Waiting in lineups behind the fat East Indian with the heavy b.o. Here in N.A we have deodorant sir.

8. People, including Italians, who try too hard to be Italian.

7. Having nothing in the fridge to snack on.

6. Buying a DVD that looks awesome, only to have it lick my nuts. If I want my nuts licked Ill go pay a hooker.

5. Sequels and prequels. Nothing like ruining an instant classic with a second and third.

4. Finding other peoples garbage in the back country. You dumb, lazy shit stabbers.

3. Working in 30 degrees plus. I live in Vancouver because I like mild weather. Thank you global warming.

2. Pine beetle infestation. Its destroying our province and we could have stopped it. Once again, thank you global warming.

So what tops The List?

1. Any Asian who cant drive... wait... none of them can drive.... Asians.

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