Monday, December 21, 2009

Tribute To A Fallen Friend.

I have a lump in my throat watching this.
People die every day.
Its a fact of life.
But not everyone has the opportunity to show a tribute the way a professional athlete can.
With that many people, all watching, their eyes on you and you alone.
To pay a small homage, and have it go so far, its an amazing thing.

This one from a guy everyone saw as a clown.
A joke around the league.
Chad Johnson.
Well done.

R.I.P Chris Henry.

Sunday, December 13, 2009

Luge Is For Lugers.

Bold statement upcoming:
Melissa Hollingsworth is Canada's hottest athlete.

Thats right,
you heard it here first.

She's gorgeous and wears skin tight clothing.
What more could a guy ask for?




Saturday, December 12, 2009

Merry Fucking Chrsitmas Indeed.

Fuck Christmas lights.
Fuck the wiring that powers them.
Fuck the lightbulbs that light them.
Fuck the plugs that pull the electricity into them.

They are the stupidest part of the season.
I will never own them.
I will never hang them.
I will never spend another second of my life,
or drop of my blood fucking with them.

I hope the man who came up with the notion of them,
is rotting not only in his grave,
but in hell too.

FUCK THE LIGHTS.

You Tell 'Em Garrison.

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Keep On The Brighter Side.

If there is one thing I'm glad for,
it's my amazing immune system.
However, the rare times I do get sick,
I can still find those positives.

Positives like:
It's an adventure every time you blow your nose.

Forrest Gump would be proud.

"Life is like a sick man's nose: you never know what you're gonna get."

Wednesday, December 09, 2009

Anyone Up There?

If any of the deities are listening,

God
Allah
Buddah
Thor
Ra
Shiva

ANYONE

Please...

LET IT SNOW.

Tuesday, December 08, 2009

Why?


Because I'm Dario.

Sunday, December 06, 2009

The Good Life.

We all know one picture is worth a thousand words.
Probably even more.
And while this one is missing one person,
(until he gets super-imposed),
I can only think of one right now:
Happiness.


Without a doubt the best group of friends a person could have.



For the rest of the nights love making go here.

Friday, December 04, 2009

A Little Something Something.

This year I'm going to be different.

I don't know why it's in my head.

But I'm in high spirits.

I think you'll be pleasantly surprised.

Simply because you won't see it coming.

Quotes.

From Futurama:
Season 2- Episode 9
Why Must I Be A Crustacean In Love?

"So you mean your species has to choose between a life with no sex and death?"

"Yes."

"Tough call."

Thursday, December 03, 2009

Refreshing.

Is it just me,
or is Christmas advertising way down this year?

I'm watching almost no tv these days,
so that could be a possible reason.

But it seems as though the maddening push by advertisers to "buy buy buy!" just hasnt manifested itself this year like it usually does.

I have to admit though,
that even if it is just me who hasn't noticed it,
it's extremely refreshing.

I might actually enjoy the Christmas season this year.

Tuesday, December 01, 2009

Stepping It Up A Notch: Vol.2

Tips on saving money towards moving out.
Tip #2:

Want to save money on food?
Its painful, but worth it.

When sitting down for a nice hot meal,
don't wait for it to cool down.

Simply inhale it as fast as possible,
and burn your tongue.
Your appetite will be shot, and eating made impossible!

This tip on saving towards moving out brought to you by:

A cheap (and dumb) mother fucker.